The Holey Way

[chiccomallo]

It shuts at 9pm mate

[harry]

Got a Bump on me Bonce, Own Fault,  I missed me footing coming off the HIGH Board....Ah Well That`s Life !

[harry]

Regrettably the edges of our "Holey Way", are now crumbling in keeping with the `oles, well assisted by the Rains  from above. ` Holey Water`
no  doubt.  The Prayer most offered is to NOT meet any other car while making the  "Holey" traverse.

[harry]

A PIECE on thee Bros and Sisses, our Holey Way gets more Holey.

[harry]

That fantastic little Bird, that none of us get to meet.
It has whispered.  The  "Holey Way", is possibly to be sorted, in Jan/Feb..
(Year not yet known ?)

[David Jackson]

Its a hole. If we patiently wait our turn, and don't try to squeeze by other cars with one wheel on the bank, nobody need enter it.

[harry]

It`s a GIRT  BIG  `Ole, and a bit of a job to miss it especially at night ?

[David Jackson]

We know where the hole is, so with a bit of care and attention (which we need to have at all times whilst driving) we can avoid the hole.
Do not play with the hole.
Do not drive in and out of the hole.
Ignore the hole. Pretend the hole does not exist.

Meanwhile, negotiations with the townhall pot filling team continues.

[chiccomallo]

Thats a hole lot of good advise 

[harry]

Now THAT is why it is called the  HOLEY WAY, and should be revered at all times, having been trodden and tripped over by all the illustrious, it should really be preserved, for future  reverent worship, and wonder..
(How and Why ?)
Messrs Michelin are MOST grateful for it`s existence. The Local Garages more or less exist on it. Praise be ,, Hallelujah,  emphasis on the Jar.

[harry]

Playing `Dodg`ems`, wiv they there `oles is getting more `dodgy`..
The `Oles are not playing fair, they keep on growing bigger.
Definately unfair on small cars,  `cos they ca`nt straddle wide enough.
Must be a moral in there  SOMEWHERE !
Pray for GUIDANCE Brothers  HalleluJAH !

[harry]

The Lord ? in his wisdom, has seen fit to bless the  `Holey Way`, with a Super Storm, with Egg Sized Hailstones and assist in its massaging capabilities, this completely free to all users,  even those not requiring it,  The large Pool, was only available fora very  short period, and conditions precluded observers from observing, if any `takers` went in. The High dive off the Motorway Passover, could have been really exciting ?
All users are watching this closely, IS the miracle season over ?

[David Jackson]

Told you I'd get it fixed!

[harry]

The Little Bird is joyous, all it asks is   When ?

[harry]

The `Holey Way`, it seems to be breeding, the holes are definately proliferating, (AND `ORRIBLE`) , some due to the  hailstone assistance, the Oldies with back problems, might be better going by ELLicopter! Now  THAT, could  be  one Hxxx of a noisy `DO`.