The Holey Way

[harry]

It was whispered in my ear that there is to be a Dedication Ceremony, to be performed by the ` Bishop`. (Did`nt say from where ?.
When the Approach Road to the Camp will be Named as ``The HOLEY WAY, `` and will be sprinkled with HOLEY WATER from the HOLEY Pool, at the entrance to the Tunnel,( only available after the rains come.)
The date for this was not given, and of course this may ONLY have been a rumour.  We all know how these things spread.
I`m sure Chiccomallo will attend,with his incence burner at the ready.

[chiccomallo]

Harry RE: your message about the hole
I will look in to it !   

[harry]

Suggestion Chico !
Do`nt stand TOO close ! Look but do NOT paddle in the puddle,it MAY have been piddled in, and you wo`nt be able to poddle away, without a Canoe,and being left without a paddle, is very embarrassing, especially in a puddle so Holey , that it is blessed by everyone. I THINK that is the right word, could be wrong of course.

[chiccomallo]

You took the words right out of my mouth mate ( i think ! )

[harry]

Addendum to my first Info.
The Bishop is of course from BATH
See you all there, complete with Wellies and Sou Westers..

[chiccomallo]

As long as you dont bash the bishop you will be OK   

[harry]

A  PIECE to thee Brother. I Trust Bishop Banging is a thing of the Passed !
I amend my previous, it will be the Blishop of Waterford, to do the dodificating, Using a HOLEY Sprinkler no doubt, and accompanied by the usual Angelic Choir Boys. The Organs will be present.

[chiccomallo]

QUE !!!

[harry]

I knew Kay well,  A right Swinger , until she discovered cheap Bra`s at Woollies.  Spoilsports !

[harry]

It is" pleasing" to report,    that the Holey Way gets Holeyer,   daily.
The Holeyness is abviously Breeding,  For sure it`s  Breeding  `orrible in a   Car.      Der  Spring is complaining every time traversed,    to say nowt about der  Bone !

[harry]

The "Holey Way", is very good for Excercising the Shouders and Hands during driving it, the "Dodgem" Tactics, used MUST have a Benificial Effect.
I did Wonder if the" Big Yin"   might be used as a Spare Swimming Pool, if the new one gets overloaded ?  Just a Thought ?

[chiccomallo]

Spare swimming pool ?

[harry]

Oh Dear !
Dodgems with the  "Spare Pool", is getting a wee bitty perilous now !
Met another Dodgem Car almost Head to Head, doing the same tactic.

[chiccomallo]

You want to get yourself in the new pool Harry its " BRILLIANT " 

[harry]

Did`nt see YOU up there at Midnight ?
All in the Moonlight !
Or was it Starlight ?
Just the Mosquito Candles burning Brightly !